Due to Popular Demand

So many requests for the story of the bruise....here it goes! Tyler invited me to go mountain biking with him. Pretty much because he didn't think I could handle it. Boy did i disprove that myth. He swore that by the end of the bike ride I'd hate him...since we got done with the bike ride and I still didn't hate him in fact it made me adore him oh so much more. He became extremely upset and got violent. One of those things I probably should have reported to the police, but I just took the photos for blackmail. He picked up this gigantic rock and threw it right at my thigh, and then it hit the ground and bounced back up and hit my calf. Then Tyler pushed me and I ended up with scratches all over my arms. All of this just because I was in better shape...what a silly boy!

Ok so that's all a lie....except for the mountain biking with Tyler and him thinking I couldn't handle it. One Saturday morning about a month ago we went up Scout Mountain just south of Pocatello and rode to a little pond. The first part of the ride is almost all completely uphill. One of the first little downhills we got to, somehow my back tire slid out from under me and I went right on over the bike handles and somehow the bike landed on me or something. Tyler super concerned asks me if I'm ok....with my bruised ego, I proclaim repeatedly, "I'm fine! I'm fine!" I get up and wipe the dust off and start to get on the bike when Tyler notices something's just not right with the bike umm...maybe it was the fact the handle bars and the tire were facing the same direction. He fixed the bike and we went on our merry way. Me being much more cautious as we attempt any hill. Then for some odd reason going up a hill, I simply just tipped over into the bush. ha ha man what a great ride. The bruises were from the first incident. That my friends is how I ended up with the lovely bruise on my upper thigh...which still to this day you can see the outline of. I stand in amazement at the bodies ability to convert Biliverdin to billirubin. Any other questions or details desired may be refered to the comment box and will be addressed appropriately. THE END!!